Ina: Mom, I mostly call you ‘Mom."
Me: True. What else do you call me?
Ina: Well, I sometimes call you Racheal. That is your nickname.
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I handed her a toothbrush and toothpaste. She looked at them, laughed and said, “Good thing I have two hands!"
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Singing this little light of mine...
Ina: Is Jesus shining the light?
Me: The light is the little part of Jesus inside you- it is called the Holy Spirit
Ina- It's inside me?
Me: Yes
Ina: It is making my belly button infected
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Me: Where do you want to have your birthday party?
Ina: At Joe’s
Me: Where’s Joes?
Ina: Trader Joe’s
Me: You are my kid.
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Ina: If we brought a hippo home, would it leave footprints on our floor?
Me: Yep! And it would eat all of our food!
Ina: No, it can’t get into our refrigerator. It doesn’t have thumbs.
Me: It might sneak up behind me when I open it like you do.
Ina: Yeah, and it will yell, surprise! Happy Birthday!
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While watching a Gerber life commercial, “Mom, we NEED to give our child a head start. Cora needs it!”
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Stranger, “How old are you?”
Ina: “I’m 2. But I’m 3 when I ride ponies."
Other things Ina says:
LOL! I always love these!
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