I was driving her to daycare one morning, (silently) thinking about the next time I needed to pay Danielle.
Ina: Momma, give it to Danielle
Me: What honey?
Ina: Momma, you need to give the money to Danielle
Me: Creepy
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In the shower, watching the water drain off her hair, “Momma, my hair is peeing!"
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We were playing puzzles and Ina looks up at me and somberly says, "Momma, I don’t want you to get killed."
I looked at Dan and told him we needed to get my life insurance squared away. Also, i blame Disney.
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Me: Ina, why are you in a bad mood?
Ina: I’m not in a mad mood, YOU are in a bad mood!
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When Dan’s parents came over one day, after five minutes of them being in the house.
Mom, when are these people going to leave?
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One morning we were discussing how God made people to look different. Different colors, shapes, sizes, etc.
Me: See - God made you with blue eyes and blonde hair and me with brown eyes and brown hair.
Ina: Aw, your eyes and your hair match! Brown! And you have brown teeth!
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While playing outside, she noticed some neighbor kids were playing in their back yard, not acknowledging us in any way, she yells,
Hey! We don’t want to play with you!
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Dan: Racheal, can you hand me the R-E-M-O-T-E?
Ina: No Momma, I want it!
Me: What do you want?
Ina: The L-M-N-O-P!
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Danielle: Good morning Ina, how are you?
Ina: I’m still grumpy
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Me: Ina, did you just toot? It stinks!
Ina: My toots and Daddy’s toots don’t stink. Momma’s toots stink.
Me: Excuse me! Who told you that?
Ina: Aumlette! (giggling)…..He can’t talk.
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