Monday, May 18, 2015

Things Ina Says: 2.5 years

I was driving her to daycare one morning, (silently) thinking about the next time I needed to pay Danielle.

Ina: Momma, give it to Danielle

Me: What honey?

Ina: Momma, you need to give the money to Danielle

Me: Creepy

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In the shower, watching the water drain off her hair, “Momma, my hair is peeing!"

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We were playing puzzles and Ina looks up at me and somberly says, "Momma, I don’t want you to get killed."

I looked at Dan and told him we needed to get my life insurance squared away. Also, i blame Disney.

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Me: Ina, why are you in a bad mood?

Ina: I’m not in a mad mood, YOU are in a bad mood!

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When Dan’s parents came over one day, after five minutes of them being in the house.

Mom, when are these people going to leave?

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One morning we were discussing how God made people to look different. Different colors, shapes, sizes, etc. 

Me: See - God made you with blue eyes and blonde hair and me with brown eyes and brown hair.

Ina: Aw, your eyes and your hair match! Brown! And you have brown teeth!

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While playing outside, she noticed some neighbor kids were playing in their back yard, not acknowledging us in any way, she yells, 

Hey! We don’t want to play with you!

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Dan: Racheal, can you hand me the R-E-M-O-T-E?

Ina: No Momma, I want it!

Me: What do you want?

Ina: The L-M-N-O-P!

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Danielle: Good morning Ina, how are you?

Ina: I’m still grumpy

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Me: Ina, did you just toot? It stinks!

Ina: My toots and Daddy’s toots don’t stink. Momma’s toots stink.

Me: Excuse me! Who told you that?

Ina: Aumlette! (giggling)…..He can’t talk. 

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