I am pretty sure that Dan's fantasies start out a little something like this.
Last night my family went out to eat at Fogo de Chao, a Brazilian Steakhouse. It was delish - best salad bar I have seen in my life.
I enjoyed some steak, chicken, and my favorite - lamb. I also guzzled down a wonderful glass of malbec. The service was perfect - our waiter even took a group shot and gave it 3 good attempts.
My grandpa, second in on the left, in true Cramer fashion, went straight from the hospital where he was treated for pneumonia to the restaurant. No rest for the weary, there is meat to eat people!
Poor Kauffman missed dinner all together, but woke up just in time for dessert.
Ina Mae survived her first fancy restaurant experience in style. We passed her around the table and she almost didn't make a peep.
Then, just as we were getting ready to leave, she "peeped" all over herself.
Thank God my sister (the experienced mother) was there to help with with this epic blowout. I don't know how, but there was poo from Ina's feet to her neck. We had to give her a bum bath in the ladies restroom. Ina was not a fan.
After dinner the fam came back to my house to watch some college basketball. We didn't get to sleep until midnight and had a very early morning this morning, so hopefully a nap is in the cards today.